In Uttar Pradesh, urban planning has come under sharp satire as zebra crossings are painted in absurd locations—across tiny, empty gaps with virtually no traffic. Meanwhile, wide, busy roads remain completely without pedestrian markings, highlighting a glaring mismatch between safety infrastructure and actual needs. A viral clip captures this irony, humorously showcasing what many are calling the "unique wonders of Indian engineering." The visual contrast between empty crossings and hazardous st