We'd like to see the X-rays of some of these performers, because we're absolutely convinced they have fewer bones than we do.

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I’m Dustin “El Jefe” Christmann, and I am an FC Dallas fanatic from Day One of the Dallas Burn. I’m also a hater. I used to ...