It didn't take long for MLB.com to reveal its new Minnesota Twins beat reporter ... to drop a reference here to semi-local band The Hold Steady, but I’ll resist," Leach continued.

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It didn't take long for MLB.com to reveal its new Minnesota Twins beat reporter after Do-Hyoung ... and it’s killing me not ...