Flint and Sam scheme to get Mr. Earl to take a day off, but when they see him going crazy with boredom they feel guilty and try to fix it. Flint invents the hair unbalder when he realizes he'll go ...

Gil finds Flint's most prized possession: Einstein's moustache. When he starts wearing it, Shelbourne takes him for a fellow principal, and they bond. Sam receives a pet penguin from her Pet of the ...